All names will be changed in the future to protect the innocent ….Ed Haddaway will hence be known as NED BATTAWAY
Addendum: I spoke to Murt today after sending this post to him. He wouldn’t come right out and say it but I could tell he was hurt because I had named him“Murt”.
He did say something about liking a name that rhymes with Oprah. (Thus avoiding legal challenges I suppose). At the moment I don’t think I can come up with a better name than Murt, however, But I promised him I would try.